Date.prototype.getDOY = function()
{var onejan = new Date(this.getFullYear(),0,1);
return Math.ceil((this - onejan) / 86400000);} 


var today = new Date();
var DOY = today.getDate(); 
if (DOY<10) DOY="0"+DOY; 
var MON = today.getMonth()+1;
var TOT = [MON]+[DOY];



var YER = today.getYear()+1900;





var HL=new Array();

//jan

HL[101]=':'
HL[102]=':'
HL[103]=':'
HL[104]=':'
HL[105]="To-day is Marilyn Manson's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1969) + " years old.";
HL[106]=':'
HL[107]="To-day is Charles Addams' birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1912) + " years old.";
HL[108]=':'
HL[109]=':'
HL[110]="To-day is John Held Jr.'s birthday (1920s illustrator). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1889) + " years old.";
HL[111]=':'
HL[112]=':'
HL[113]=':'
HL[114]=':'
HL[115]=':'
HL[116]=':'
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HL[118]=':'
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HL[131]=':'



//feb

HL[201]=':'
HL[202]=':'
HL[203]=':'
HL[204]=':'
HL[205]=':'
HL[206]=':'
HL[207]=':'
HL[208]=':'
HL[209]=':'
HL[210]=':'
HL[211]="To-day is Thomas Edison's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1847) + " years old.";
HL[212]=':'
HL[213]=':'
HL[214]=':'
HL[215]=':'
HL[216]="To-day is Lisa Loring's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1958) + " years old.";
HL[217]=':'
HL[218]="To-day is Regina Spektor's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1980) + " years old.";
HL[219]=':'
HL[220]=':'
HL[221]=':'
HL[222]=':'
HL[223]=':'
HL[224]=':'
HL[225]=':'
HL[226]=':'
HL[227]=':'
HL[228]=':'
HL[229]=':'


//mar

HL[301]=':'
HL[302]="To-day is Dr. Seuss' birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1904) + " years old.";
HL[303]=':'
HL[304]=':'
HL[305]="To-day is Riki Lindhome's birthday (Garfunkel &amp; Oates). She is "  + ([YER]-1979) + " years old.";
HL[306]=':'
HL[307]=':'
HL[308]="To-day is Gary Numan's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1958) + " years old.";
HL[309]=':'
HL[310]=':'
HL[311]=':'
HL[312]="To-day is Liza Minnelli's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1946) + " years old.";
HL[313]=':'
HL[314]=':'
HL[315]=':'
HL[316]=':'
HL[317]=':'
HL[318]="To-day is Peter Graves' birthday (Jim Phelps from Mission: Impossible). He is "  + ([YER]-1926) + " years old.";
HL[319]=':'
HL[320]=':'
HL[321]=':'
HL[322]="To-day is Chico Marx's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1887) + " years old.";
HL[323]=':'
HL[324]="To-day is Ub Iwerks' birthday (creator of Flip the Frog and Steamboat Willie). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1901) + " years old.";
HL[325]="To-day is Melora Creager's birthday (Rasputina). She is "  + ([YER]-1966) + " years old.";
HL[326]=':'
HL[327]=':'
HL[328]=':'
HL[329]=':'
HL[330]=':'
HL[331]="To-day is Kate Micucci's birthday (Garfunkel &amp; Oates). She is "  + ([YER]-1980) + " years old.";

//april 

HL[401]=':'
HL[402]=':'
HL[403]=':'
HL[404]=':'
HL[405]=':'
HL[406]=':'
HL[407]="To-day is Ole Kirk Christiansen's birthday (creator of LEGO). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1891) + " years old.";
HL[408]=':'
HL[409]=':'
HL[410]=':'
HL[411]=':'
HL[412]=':'
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HL[414]=':'
HL[415]=':'
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HL[419]=':'
HL[420]=':'
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HL[423]=':'
HL[424]=':'
HL[425]=':'
HL[426]=':'
HL[427]=':'
HL[428]="To-day Carolyn Jones' birthday. She would have been "  + ([YER]-1930) + " years old.";
HL[429]=':'
HL[430]=':'
HL[431]=':'

//may

HL[501]=':'
HL[502]=':'
HL[503]=':'
HL[504]="To-day is Audrey Hepburn's birthday. She would have been "  + ([YER]-1929) + " years old.";
HL[505]=':'
HL[506]=':'
HL[507]="To-day is Paul Leary's birthday (Butthole Surfers). He is "  + ([YER]-1957) + " years old.";
HL[508]=':'
HL[509]="To-day is Dana Perino's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1972) + " years old."; 
HL[510]=':'
HL[511]=':'
HL[512]=':'
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HL[531]=':'

//June

HL[601]=':'
HL[602]=':'
HL[603]=':'
HL[604]=':'
HL[605]=':'
HL[606]=':'
HL[607]=':'
HL[608]=':'
HL[609]=':'
HL[610]=':'
HL[611]=':'
HL[612]=':'
HL[613]="To-day is Malcolm McDowell's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1943) + " years old.";
HL[614]=':'
HL[615]=':'
HL[616]=':'
HL[617]="To-day is Peter Lupus's birthday (Willy Armitage from Mission: Impossible). He is "  + ([YER]-1932) + " years old.";
HL[618]=':'
HL[619]=':'
HL[620]="To-day is Martin Landau's birthday (Rollin Hand from Mission: Impossible). He is "  + ([YER]-1928) + " years old.";
HL[621]=':'
HL[622]=':'
HL[623]=':'
HL[624]=':'
HL[625]=':'
HL[626]=':'
HL[627]=':'
HL[628]=':'
HL[629]=':'
HL[630]=':'
HL[631]=':'

//july

HL[701]=':'
HL[702]=':'
HL[703]=':'
HL[704]=':'
HL[705]=':'
HL[706]=':'
HL[707]=':'
HL[708]=':'
HL[709]=':'
HL[710]=':'
HL[711]=':'
HL[712]=':'
HL[713]=':'
HL[714]=':'
HL[715]="To-day is Adam Savage's birthday (Mythbusters). He is "  + ([YER]-1967) + " years old.";

HL[716]=':'
HL[717]=':'
HL[718]=':'
HL[719]=':'
HL[720]="To-day is my birthday. I am "  + ([YER]-1971) + " years old.";
HL[721]=':'
HL[722]=':'
HL[723]=':'
HL[724]=':'
HL[725]=':'
HL[726]=':'
HL[727]=':'
HL[728]=':'
HL[729]="To-day William Powell's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1892) + " years old.";
HL[730]="To-day Henry Ford's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1863) + " years old.";
HL[731]=':'

//august

HL[801]=':'
HL[802]=':'
HL[803]=':'
HL[804]=':'
HL[805]=':'
HL[806]=':'
HL[807]=':'
HL[808]=':'
HL[809]=':'
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HL[814]=':'
HL[815]=':'
HL[816]=':'
HL[817]=':'
HL[818]=':'
HL[819]=':'
HL[820]=':'
HL[821]=':'
HL[822]=':'
HL[823]=':'
HL[824]=':'
HL[825]="To-day is Walt Kelly's birthday (creator of the Pogo comic strip). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1913) + " years old.";
HL[826]=':'
HL[827]="To-day is Pee Wee Herman's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1952) + " years old.";
HL[828]=':'
HL[829]=':'
HL[830]=':'
HL[831]=':'

//sept

HL[901]="To-day Yvonne De Carlo's birthday. She would have been "  + ([YER]-1922) + " years old.";
HL[902]=':'
HL[903]=':'
HL[904]=':'
HL[905]=':'
HL[906]=':'
HL[907]=':'
HL[908]=':'
HL[909]=':'
HL[910]=':'
HL[911]=':'
HL[912]="To-day is Greg Gutfeld's birthday (Red Eye). He is "  + ([YER]-1964) + " years old.";
HL[913]="To-day is Barbara Bain's birthday (Cinnamon Carter from Mission: Impossible). She is "  + ([YER]-1931) + " years old.";
HL[914]=':'
HL[915]=':'
HL[916]=':'
HL[917]=':'
HL[918]=':'
HL[919]="To-day is Twiggy's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1949) + " years old.";
HL[920]="To-day is Jay Ward's birthday (creator of Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle, Quisp, etc.). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1920) + " years old.";
HL[921]="To-day is Ethan Coen's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1957) + " years old.";
HL[922]=':'
HL[923]=':'
HL[924]=':'
HL[925]="To-day is Jamie Hyneman's birthday (Mythbusters). He is "  + ([YER]-1956) + " years old.";
HL[926]=':'
HL[927]="To-day is Greg Morris' birthday (Barney Collier from Mission: Impossible). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1933) + " years old.";
HL[928]=':'
HL[929]=':'
HL[930]="To-day is Gibby Hayne's birthday (Butthole Surfers). He is "  + ([YER]-1957) + " years old.";
HL[931]=':'

//oct
HL[1001]=':'
HL[1002]="To-day is Groucho Marx's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1890) + " years old.";
HL[1003]=':'
HL[1004]=':'
HL[1005]=':'
HL[1006]=':'
HL[1007]=':'
HL[1008]=':'
HL[1009]=':'
HL[1010]=':'
HL[1011]=':'
HL[1012]=':'
HL[1013]=':'
HL[1014]="To-day is Lori Petty's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1963) + " years old.";
HL[1015]=':'
HL[1016]=':'
HL[1017]=':'
HL[1018]=':'
HL[1019]=':'
HL[1020]=':'
HL[1021]="To-day is Carrie FIsher's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1956) + " years old.";
HL[1022]=':'
HL[1023]="To-day is Grant Imahara's birthday (Mythbusters). He is "  + ([YER]-1970) + " years old.";
HL[1024]=':'
HL[1025]=':'
HL[1026]=':'
HL[1027]=':'
HL[1028]=':'
HL[1029]=':'
HL[1030]="To-day is Tory Belleci's birthday (Mythbusters). He is "  + ([YER]-1970) + " years old.";
HL[1031]=':'

//nov
HL[1101]=':'
HL[1102]=':'
HL[1103]=':'
HL[1104]="To-day is Ruth Handler's birthday (Co-Founder of Mattel toys and creator of Barbie). She would have been "  + ([YER]-1916) + " years old.";
HL[1105]=':'
HL[1106]="To-day is Sally Field's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1946) + " years old.";
HL[1107]=':'
HL[1108]=':'
HL[1109]=':'
HL[1110]=':'
HL[1111]=':'
HL[1112]=':'
HL[1113]=':'
HL[1114]="To-day is Louise Brooks' birthday (silent film starlet). She would have been "  + ([YER]-1906) + " years old.";
HL[1115]=':'
HL[1116]=':'
HL[1117]=':'
HL[1118]=':'
HL[1119]=':'
HL[1120]="To-day is Chester Gould's birthday (creator of Dick Tracy). He would have been "  + ([YER]-1900) + " years old.";
HL[1121]=':'
HL[1122]="To-day is Leeanna Walsman's birthday (\"\Zam Wesell\"\ in Star Wars). She is "  + ([YER]-1979) + " years old.";
HL[1123]="To-day is Harpo Marx's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1888) + " years old.";
HL[1124]=':'
HL[1125]="To-day is Ben Stein's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1944) + " years old.";
HL[1126]="To-day is Charles M. Schulz's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1922) + " years old.";
HL[1127]="To-day is Bruce Lee's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1940) + " years old.";
HL[1128]="To-day is Paul Shaffer's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1949) + " years old.";
HL[1129]="To-day is Joel Coen's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1954) + " years old.";
HL[1130]="To-day is G. Gordon Liddy's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1930) + " years old.";


//dec
HL[1201]="To-day is Sarah Silverman's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1970) + " years old.";
HL[1202]="To-day is Penelope Spheeris' birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1945) + " years old.";
HL[1203]="To-day is Julianne Moore's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1960) + " years old.";
HL[1204]="To-day is Wink Martindale's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1934) + " years old.";
HL[1205]=':'
HL[1206]="To-day is Steven Wright's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1955) + " years old.";
HL[1207]="To-day is Peter Tomarken's birthday. He would have been "  + ([YER]-1942) + " years old.";
HL[1208]="To-day is Ann Coulter's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1961) + " years old.";
HL[1209]="To-day is Dick Van Patten's birthday. He is "  + ([YER]-1928) + " years old.";
HL[1210]="To-day is Meg White's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1974) + " years old.";
HL[1211]="To-day is Lynda Day George's birthday. She is "  + ([YER]-1944) + " years old.";
HL[1212]=':'
HL[1213]=':'
HL[1214]=':'
HL[1215]=':'
HL[1216]=':'
HL[1217]=':'
HL[1218]="To-day is Kari Byron's birthday (Mythbusters). She is "  + ([YER]-1974) + " years old.";
HL[1219]=':'
HL[1220]=':'
HL[1221]=':'
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HL[1227]=':'
HL[1228]=':'
HL[1229]=':'
HL[1230]=':'
HL[1231]=':'

if (HL[TOT]==':'){
var tiptitle='<strong>Did you know that in 1931</strong>';
var z = "blank";


}
else {
var tiptitle=' <strong>Who\'\s birthday is it?</strong><br />';
var z = [MON]+[DOY];

}



var quotnum = "28";
var sds = new Array(1000);
sds[0]="<br>The Tootsie Pop was introduced.";
sds[1]="<br>Tampons were invented.";
sds[2]="<br>Fisher Price introduced their first line of toys.";
sds[3]="<br>Construction began on the Hoover Dam.";
sds[4]="<br>The first electric guitar was invented.";
sds[5]="<br>The first Trans-Pacific flight was completed.";
sds[6]="<br>British physicists built an atom smasher.";
sds[7]="<br>The price of a gallon of gasoline was 10&cent;.";
sds[8]="<br>Herbert Hoover was president.";
sds[9]="<br>The Miss America Pageant was not held.";
sds[10]="<br>Life expentancy was 59.7 years old.";
sds[11]="<br>A first class stamp was 2&cent;.";
sds[12]="<br>A movie ticket was 25&cent;.";
sds[13]="<br>Tuition to Harvard was $400/year.";
sds[14]="<br>The average income was $1,858/year.";
sds[15]="<br>The average cost of a new home was $6,796.";
sds[16]="<br>The average cost of a new car was $640.";
sds[17]="<br>A loaf of bread was 8&cent;.";
sds[18]="<br>Salvador Dali painted his most well known painting \"\Persistance of Memory\"\.";
sds[19]="<br>Snicker Bars were introduced.";
sds[20]="<br>Twinkies were introduced.";
sds[21]="<br>Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig hit 46 home runs apiece.";
sds[22]="<br>Unemployement in America was at 16 percent.";
sds[23]="<br>Birdseye frozen vegtables hit the market.";
sds[24]="<br>Buck Rogers and Little Orphan Annie radio serials premiered.";
sds[25]="<br>Bonnie and Clyde started their crime spree.";
sds[26]="<br>Bisquik was introduced.";
sds[27]="<br>The first commercially available Metal Detector was introduced.";

var arandomn=Math.random() * quotnum;
arandomn=Math.round(arandomn);
var daquote =sds[arandomn];

if (HL[TOT] == ':') {


(HL[TOT] = ':' + daquote);
}